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SELLING GOD

We were too scared to disobey when our parents forbade us to go near them. No one knew where they came from though they spoke the native language and enough English to paint a crude sign by the road. Since we were foreigners living there, that was even more reason to mind our own business.

They sat by the road every day beside a makeshift table. On the table stood a row of glass jars, filled with a translucent substance. The crude sign said, Ten Ounces of God $1.50. The locals said the stuff was flammable. Rumor had it that some local people burned to death, having poured it over their bodies during a ritual. A few foreigners like ourselves said this was Godís punishment, and believed the ones selling the substance would be next. They will be punished for using his name for personal gain, they said.

We thought it took a lot of guts to sit there advertising God like that, but we always walked on the other side of the road a good distance away. We thought whatever was inside those jars might be more than mere foolsí play. The jars did take on strange shimmering colors in the sun.

When we didnít see the people selling the glass jars anymore, we didnít think much about it. We figured they were somewhere else on the road, maybe further down, and we breathed a bit easier. So few cars passed this way it seemed likely they would move to a more lucrative position. The real highway connected with our road a few miles off. I never counted the miles, and didnít care how far it was, since our parents didnít travel much at that time. On our road were barefoot women carrying bundles and babies, pickup trucks, and old cars that looked ready for the junk heap. There wasnít even a real town nearby, just a cluster of shacks, a general store, and a bar with a neon sign that was definitely off limits.

Sometime later, we heard that the people selling God had been arrested by police. In another version, they were seen bursting into flames. The only things agreed upon were the strange smell by the side of the road, and a strange glowing light that hung in the air at certain times of day. But thatís not all. Something happened to the birds when they came near. They seemed suddenly confused. They would hover, then fly back the way they came. Insects behaved strangely too. When they flew too close, youíd have sworn theyíd banged their heads against a wall.

Someone finally decided to rope off the area, which to this day no one will go near. If not for the ropes, we might have forgotten. As time passed and many things happened in our lives, the ropes were always there to remind us, even after the smell went away and the birds and insects returned to normal.


 
 
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